Ex-Wife
I was at my regular pub the other night when big Alex
walked in, took his usual seat and ordered a pint of
his favorite lager.
Alex leaned over and said to me: "I've just called
the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who
has escaped from there recently."
I was confused by this remark so asked him, "Why on earth
would you want to know such a thing???"
Alex leaned closer and explained: "Well,
somebody married my ex-wife last week..."
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