No Cabbage
Two elderly ladies meet at the supermarket after not seeing
one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's
health one asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Don died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up
a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down
dead, right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you
do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
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