1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."